GRIND
Filmmakers Brea Grant, Ed Dougherty, and Chelsea Stardust bring Sitges 2026 audiences a new horror-comedy anthology with twisted, tongue-in-cheek takes on capitalism, gig work, and hustle culture. GRIND begins in the aisles of an innocuous DRGN distribution center, when a worker must locate a black box marked for Special Delivery as punishment for not pulling product quickly enough. Chelsea Stardust tackles the corporate warehouse rumor head-on. And yeah, it really is like that. I know a floor manager.
Enter Brea Grant’s hilarious rip on the MLM Lula Roe; we follow a fledgling girl boss as she jumps into the cutthroat world of Lala Leggings. Selling your soul comes with fine print, and the consequences of not reading the contract are relentless and supernatural. Gotta make that money, honey, or else.
Barbara Crampton nails the perfectly coiffed Founder, with Jessika Vann playing the newbie and Courtney Pauroso as her pyramid scheme mentor. The chemistry and performances are outstanding. Sarah reaches her breaking point as the absurdity increases tenfold. It will have you doubled over.
Grant continues with gig-work giggles in the food delivery industry. Our protagonist, Benny, constantly takes abuse from customers only to come up short on shared rent. When one bizarre delivery request ramps up the tips, the awkward asks deem too tempting to stop. All Benny has to do is follow the customer’s instructions. Simple, right?
Vinny Thomas is outstanding as Benny. His infectious positive energy has you rooting for him to make that money, honey. The text bubbles and interactive instructions are genuinely cool. This sci-fi short is almost like playing a horror video game. Or maybe it’s the definition of insanity.
Ed Dougherty’s Content Moderation segment brings back the underlying concept of dopamine hits as an eager DRGN employee scores a trial period on the ground floor. It just so happens to be content moderation from the internet’s darkest dregs. Equal parts gory violence, stupidity, and hysterically funny, the audience gets a rapid sneak peek at it all.
The closer Joel gets to finishing his 6 million-plus videos, the more encouragement and pressure from his colleagues he feels to make it out. As the lines of reality start to blur, Joel’s modicum of sanity quickly wanes, or before he discovers something more sinister. We can hate all we want, but capitalism might kill us all.
Christopher Rodriguez Marquette, who I absolutely loved in Fear, Inc. (which deserved a damn franchise), is spectacular. Playing it straight, narrow, and mostly calm against Rob Huebel‘s elite nonchalance as Andy, a DRGN exec.
Dougherty’s second segment finds a small group of Neptulia Coffee employees as they initiate a lock-in to unionize. A knock at the door and the delivery of a monolithic black box throw this eclectic group into further chaos. Can differently minded co-workers band together? Buyer beware, this brand is killer. This hilarious ensemble cast hits every comedic beat. Huge shout to Ify Nwadiwe. Make his coffee always be hot, but not too hot.
Stardust finishes us off with one final surprise, wrapping GRIND up in a shiny red bow, or rather, one last black box. Chef’s kiss. Grant, Dougherty, and Stardust deliver seamless transitions from one story to another, while cleverly connecting to each other with either a visual, an actor, DRGN delivery trucks, or an overarching corporate monster (*pun intended).
GRIND features a large and unbelievably talented group of artistic collaborators. Every detail is accounted for. The editing is truly fantastic. Production design is a hand-crafted delight. Camerawork is fun and immersive. Don’t move during the credits for some extra ear candy and laughs. My smartwatch clocked signs of distress while watching the film. If that’s not some diabolically honest, real-time feedback, I don’t know what is. Well done, Team. Grant, Dougherty, and Stardust never miss a satirical analogy. The filmmaker is to the critic as the worker is to the consumer. Money makes the world go round, but it might also kill you. GRIND is an instant classic.
THE LAST STOP IN YUMA COUNTY
Jim Cummings proves once again that his high-strung straight guy routine is gold. His eye for unique projects as an executive producer remains top-notch. His entire look, down to his Archie comic red hair, is perfection for The Knife Salesman. (Yes, that is his actual character’s title).
Jocelin Donahue brings authenticity to small-town waitress Charlotte. She is so watchable. Sierra McCormick (We Need To Do Something) is a delight as aspiring bank robber Sybil. She’s another bright spot in this wild ensemble cast. 
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Joseph Castillo-Midyett and Ella Rae Peck are a great team as the local cops. Their scenes together are a welcome break. Marshall Bell plays Hammond as the wealthy town villain with the precise amount of elitist disdain we need. Alex Hurt plays Charley with a passion and relentless do-gooder attitude despite his surmounting inner turmoil. His physical work is magnificent. He has a strangely calming presence, even through his sullen outlook. I could watch him all day. 
THE LISTENER
YOU’LL NEVER FIND ME
THE MIRACLE CLUB
SUITABLE FLESH
SOMEWHERE QUIET
JE’VIDA
I.S.S.
WAITRESS, THE MUSICAL- LIVE ON BROADWAY!
THE FUTURE
ONE NIGHT WITH ADELA
ERIC LARUE
COLD COPY
FIRST WAVE OF TITLES FOR ITS 27th EDITION
Emily Bennett understands how to accentuate a feeling of claustrophobia. Stuck in a wildly angled apartment, brimming with eccentric kitsch, Charlie awaits the arrival of her girlfriend behind a front door that won’t open. As time passes, confusion arises. Simone should be home by now. Charlie hears voices, doesn’t know what time it is, and things seem to move on their own. Reality shifts under her, and things get worse by the minute.
Dora Madison, as Thea, is fantastic. She’s got this crunchy, stoner vibe. The way she holds the phone during her video calls with Charlie is incredible. It adds to the realism of her party friend vibe. Madison’s laid-back attitude counters Bennett perfectly. Emma Myles, who you’ll recognize from Orange Is The New Black, plays Simone. She’s the photographer girlfriend of Charlie. The script allows her to play both soft and hard moments, and she kills it.
Casting two of the biggest horror legends in Larry Fessenden and Barbara Crampton was pure genius. Fessenden gets his comeuppance as a misogynist minister and clueless husband when he stumbles upon the reason his wife is so different as of late. Witnessing him bungling around is extremely satisfying. His chemistry with Crampton is perfection. Barbara plays Anne; a woman who is not allowed to have a point of view, let alone shine. She is the dutiful wife who puts her dreams aside for stability. Her initial sadness is palpable. Once circumstances change, Crampton gets to play a new completely new role. She is fierce as hell. I loved every second of this character’s second chance at life. Her performance is borderline camp and I could not get enough of her. Crampton never seems to stop working. After this role, I can imagine she’ll be even more overwhelmed with offers.
Travis Stevens does an incredible job of highlighting the mundane and oftentimes loathsome trappings of marriage. The result of 30 years of oppression that Anne tolerates is infuriating but creates the perfect backdrop for her arc. This script is about the restructuring of power. Even the title is genius, subconsciously telling you that Anne isn’t in charge of her own identity. I laughed out loud and cheered audibly when Anne begins to stand up for herself. The pure, unadulterated sass is magic. After Girl On The Third Floor, I expected a lot from Stevens. Boy, does he deliver the goods. (Keep an eye out for CM Punk to make a quick appearance, btw.) Jakob’s Wife has kick-ass music from Tara Busch. Yvonne Reddy‘s costumes are carefully curated to reflect the vibrance of Anne’s newfound confidence. Based on Girl On The Third Floor, where bodily fluids were aplenty, I assumed the gore factor would be high. In fact, the amount of blood is glorious and over-the-top to the point of giggle fits. Stevens’ dialogue maintains its wit and unfiltered outbursts. Perhaps my favorite bit comes in the form of Crampton telling a little girl to, “Fuck Off.” But his would not be the only time I guffawed during Jakob’s Wife. A scene that has Anne rearranging her living room furniture is anything but ordinary. It’s revelatory. There’s a Death Becomes Her wackiness to it all. As one of the all-time great genre films, this is a huge compliment. Visually, the Master is clearly inspired by Salem’s Lot and the classic Nosferatu. This film is not just a vampire movie, it’s a complex look at relationships. It’s a feminist awakening. There is much to love about Jakob’s Wife. It’s one of the best films from this year’s SXSW virtual fest. It’s destined to be a massive hit, breaking the genre molds to make Crampton, Fessenden, and Travis Stevens household names.
Performances are eerie and amazing. Genre legend and timelord extraordinaire, Barbara Crampton plays a motherly figure looking after Marisol and her newborn baby. She sets the tone for the remainder of the film with her saccharine-sweet smile and creepy overbearing politeness. She is outstanding. Martha Higareda is the real wow factor. You are rooting for her the entire way and hope she gets everything she seeks. Her IDGAF survival attitude is pure magic. The script is edgy and brings a major creep factor that gets under your skin. The enhanced audio editing is a fantastic tool that heightens the inevitably squirming you’ll do while you watch. The story is one that will resonate with so many people living their own version of what is looking more and more like the American nightmare. This is a stunning debut feature for director Gigi Saul Guerrero and I know the industry, as well as Fantasia International Film Festival fans, can be excited for whatever comes next. 
The film was the 2016 official selection of the LA Film Festival, Fantasia, Sitges and numerous other festivals. The film stars Jessica Lowndes, Joe Anderson, Lin Shaye, Dayton Callie and was directed by Darren Lynn Bousman.
Darren Lynn Bousman, director of several of the Saw franchise sequels, and one of my all-time favorite films REPO! The Genetic Opera, brings to life a peculiar story and a visual maze. The look of Abbatoir is something to behold and one that evolves as the story rolls along. It’s a thriller, horror, and first person video game all wrapped into one lovely and bizarre package. The costumes are intentional throw backs that give further validity to a tale that criss crosses generations. Lin Shaye, who has what I like the call the “Timelord effect” (similar to another horror legend Barbara Crampton,) a timeless quality to her presence and ability to inhabit any character she tackles effoertlessly. Jessica Lowndes is reteaming with Bousman after appearing in The Devil’s Carnival. Her classic movie star looks only enhance her believeable performance as a headstrong and heartfelt woman determined to uncover the mystery behind who or what is buying homes where violent tragedy occurs and rips out the murder room. The answers are extraordinarily twisted. The films runs about 1hr40mins but feels very much likethe graphic novel it was based upon. This could have easily been made into a mini series. Abattoir is intriguing from the very first shot and will keep your brain engaged with plot and stunning sets throughout. Momentum Pictures is releasing Abattoir today in Theaters, VOD and Digital HD, December 9th
Nothing makes me happier while watching a film than thinking I’m watching one story and then getting hit with a proverbial 2×4 in plot. It’s a ballsy move that either pays off or loses the audience. In Ben Cresciman‘s sophomore feature as both writer and director, a young woman’s health and sanity are in serious question. With the watchful eye from her lifelong caretaker, can she conquer what lies deep down. Welcome to the oddity that is SUN CHOKE.
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