SCARED SHITLESS
Vivieno Caldinelli delivers a beautifully absurd, delightfully disgusting treat with SCARED SHITLESS. The film follows widowed plumber Don and his germaphobic son Sonny as they attempt to save an apartment building from a disastrous lab experiment.
Chelsea Clark (Pins and Needles) gives Patricia, the building owner’s daughter, an incredibly grounding energy. She’s the straight character of this bunch. Patricia also solidifies the plot by guilting Sonny into continuing his work and providing a safe space for Sonny’s phobias. Clark also serves as the third hero with her scientific knowledge.
Daniel Doheny plays Sonny with perfect manic energy. He is one panic attack away from implosion. Doheny handily glides through Sonny’s arch as the gross factor increases. He nails this genre. Steven Ogg (Dark Match) is such a magnetic presence in everything, and as Don is no exception. His relentless confidence makes him easy to root for. Clark, Doheny, and Ogg share phenomenal chemistry. I would love to see this trio tackle more weird shit together.
Steven Kostanski serves as both Executive Producer and FX goo god. The amount of physical ick in the film should come as no surprise to fans of Kostanski’s work. PG: Psycho Goreman is a damn joy. Writer Brandon J. Cohen seamlessly marries creature feature gore, family trauma, and laugh-out-loud funny dialogue. The kills are actually insane. I definitely yelled, “OH, SHIT,” at the scream. I gagged more than once. Troma would be proud.PS- stay for the credits.
HERE is the Scared Shitless TRAILER.
SCARED SHITLESS, opening in US theaters and on digital October 3, 2025.
The buzzy festival creature feature stars Steven Ogg (“Grand Theft Auto,” AMC’s The Walking Dead, HBO’s Westworld), Daniel Doheny (Alex Strangelove, The Package, Syfy’s Day of the Dead), Chelsea Clark (Degrassi: Next Class, Tokens, Ginny & Georgia, The Protector, Life with Luca), and Mark McKinney (The Kids in the Hall). The film picked up several festival awards during its festival run which included over 25 official selections internationally. (full list below)
In Scared Shitless, a plumber (Ogg) and his germaphobic son (Doheny) are forced to get their hands dirty to save the residents of an apartment building when a genetically engineered, blood-thirsty, creature escapes into the plumbing system.
Genre: Horror Comedy
Distributor: Blue Fox Entertainment
Production Company: Happy Cat Productions
Directed by: Vivieno Caldinelli
Written by: Brandon Cohen
Produced by: Lewis Spring
Cast: Steven Ogg, Daniel Doheny, Chelsea Clark, Mark McKinney, Marcia Bennet
Tagline: Don’t forget to flush!
Logline: Two plumbers are forced to save the residents of a building when they discover a killer creature in the pipes.
Synopsis: Don, a blue-collar plumber, and Sonny, his germaphobic son, are forced to take care of one another after the death of Sonny’s mom. To help Sonny overcome his germaphobia, Don drags him out on a routine house call where they encounter a plumber’s worst nightmare… a vicious killer creature that’s swimming through the pipes, killing the building’s tenants in an increasingly grisly fashion.
Country: Canada
Language: English
Not Yet Rated
Year: 2025
Film Festivals Info
Scared Shitless Wins:
Fantasia Film Festival (Montreal) – Bronze Audience Award for Best Canadian Feature
Blood In The Snow (Toronto) – Best Picture, Best Special Makeup F/X
Fantaspoa (Brazil) – Best All-Nighter Film
FogFest (Newfoundland) – Best Special Effects
FilmQuest (Utah) – Best Supporting Actor
Dead Of The Night (UK) – Best Feature
NorthWest FearFest (Edmonton) – Best Canadian Feature
Vancouver Horror Show (Vancouver) – Best Lead Actor
Be Afraid Horror Fest (Italy) – Best Feature
Nominations:
Vancouver Horror Show – Best Feature, Best Director, Best Writer, Best Cinematography
Fantasy Film Fest – Fresh Blood Award
FilmQuest – Best Makeup F/X, Best Production Design/Art Direction, Best Actor
Blood In The Snow – Best Supporting Actor
FogFest (Newfoundland) – Golden Guts Award
Official Selection:
Fantasia (Montreal)
FrightFest UK (London)
Screamfest (LA)
Calgary International Film Festival (Calgary)
Fantasy Film Fest (Germany)
Slash Film Festival (Austria)
ASNIFF (France)
Dead of The Night (UK)
Ramaskrik (Norway)
Vancouver Horror Show (Vancouver)
Horrorthon (Dublin)
Razor Reel (Belgium)
NorthWest FearFest (Edmonton)
Lund (Sweden)
FilmQuest (Utah)
Morbido (Mexico)
Blood In The Snow (Toronto)
It’s Alive (Bulgaria)
Blodig (Denmark)
Molins (Spain)
Tallins (Estonia)
Night Visions (Finland)
Be Afraid Horror Fest (Italy)
BIFFF (Belgium)
Fantaspoa (Brazil)
Brugggore (Switzerland)
FogFest (Newfoundland)
Boasting unbelievable practical FX, the scares in V/H/S/94 are brilliant. I’m talking legitimate, meticulously timed jump scares from every single director. The quality of the film forces you to sit up and pay closer attention, sometimes squinting over the tracking adjustments as they crowd the screen. The V/H/S franchise has been able to capture something glorious beyond the found footage genre. It’s the mystery behind the overall arch that keeps you creeped out and engaged on top of the fantastic individual stories. It’s a double whammy of horror goodness. You’ll shiver and gag and think, “Damn, this is good shit.”
The grand scheme of V/H/S 94, or “Holy Hell,” has the audience following a SWAT team into an industrial building filled with monitors and plenty of body parts. They don’t know who or what they’re searching for, exactly. As they sweep the rooms a new tape begins to play. Each one is completely different and spectacularly twisted. Tape 1, titled “Storm Drain” features a local legend of Ratman. An ambitious reporter and her cameraman get in over their heads. Tape 2, “The Empty Wake,” sees a young woman left to record the wake of a recently deceased man. Alone with a dead body during a storm? No thanks. This segment was my personal favorite. It’s old-school scary meets nuts visuals. I couldn’t help but yell NOPE at the screen, again and again.
Tape 3 “The Subject,” tells the tale of a mad doctor attempting to improve humans with technology. If you ever wanted a live first-person shooter game experience, now you’ve got one. Tape 4 “Terror” takes aim at domestic terrorism with a group of militiamen planning to cleanse America with s monstrous weapon. I also have to mention, director Steven Kostanski’s infomercial “The Veggie Masher.” It’s totally maniacal and random as hell. But at the same time, perfectly harkens back to those 3 am hour-long commercials for ridiculous kitchen gadgets. The finale actually gives you answers. As the 4th installment of the franchise, V/H/S94 makes it clear that these films are alive and well and ready to fuck you up.
Mimi is me as a kid; overly dramatic, kooky, aggressively brimming with sass. I played with all the boys, digging holes, making forts, playing with stick lightsabers. Am I obsessed with the fact that PG: Psycho Goreman is energized by a truculent little girl?! Hell yes. Do I love the fact that it’s over-the-top in every single way? You betcha. Is this one of the most fun viewing experiences I’ve had in lockdown? 100%. It’s a genre-bending romp of relentlessly violent, gore-filled, sci-fi weirdness and I am here for it all.
Essentially, if you’ve ever been a genre nerd, you’ll love this film. Think Peter Jackson‘s splatstick trilogy, add a pinch of The Gate, with a side of Saturday morning cartoon realness and you can begin to comprehend what this film is. The costume and creature builds are out of this world fun. Every single detail of Psycho Goreman screams an homage to fans. It feels like it was tailormade for my 40-year-old self, and I will continue to tell myself this lie.
The chemistry between cast members is outstanding. The family dynamics are hilarious. I hope I talk to my kids that way when they get to be Mimi and Luke’s age. The dialogue is delivered with such commitment, it’s magical. The kids interacting with PG will force a grin that just won’t go away. Writer/director Steven Kostanski, who I already knew from his ABC’s of Death 2 segment, really gets it. You can tell from his extensive resume that he’s a fan that not only writes for an audience but for himself and I cannot wait to see what’s next. PG: Psycho Goreman is destined for cult classic status. If I don’t see this costume pop up at a future Comic-Con, I will be shocked.
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